So obviously I have not attended college since December, because that’s how taking a semester off typically works. This change in my life has caused me to realize that my time spent living and working here in New York has not caused the learning rollercoaster to end. And thus, here are some options of what I have unofficially changed my academic path* to, maybe temporarily, maybe for life.

I’m not going to bother with explaining these with anecdotes, so just take them at face value and interpret at your own risk…

From most realistic/acceptable to least:

#1
Major: Luxury Fashion
Double Minor: Lust and Envy, with a concentration in-person exposure

#2
Double Major: Instagram and Twitter
Minor: Blogging

#3
Major: Fashion DIYing
Minor: Apartment DIYing

#4
Major: Walking
Minor: Avoiding Eye Contact, specializing in creepy dudes 

#5
Major: Beer
no minor, this one is pretty time consuming 

#6 
Major: Stirfry
Double Minor: Pizza & Peanut Butter
(although recently I may have switched these two) 

And there you have it. This is what my world is like. 

*For those of you who don’t know, my real academic standing is a major in marketing and a minor in communication design.